MANAGER CAUGHT NAKED ONLINE
by Harry Doyle
BREAKING NEWS: The Tigers' Manager has been exposed online! Naked self-shots of the manager's hairy groin have appeared on the internet, the result of an apparent hack on the e-mail account of Ashley Scanlon!
The illicit photograghs can be seen below.
This is an unprecedented scandal and may result in McNeil being fired as Manager.
"This is disgusting, horrfic. How are we supposed to market the Tigers as family-friendly after seeing these photos?," Tigers owner Mike Ilitch asked to a packed press room. "I can't believe this kid, I just can't fucking believe it."
No word yet from Ms. Scanlon, although her father chimed in just moments ago.
"Eh, we could bat this issue around for a long time and get all hot under the collar but what's the use? I told you all before she's a slut, why is this news? Let's just focus on the sport. He's a good kid, they were fucking in my home, I knew it. So, fuck it."
1997 First-Round pick and diehard Christian Josh Hamilton also sounded off: "This kid's a sick fuck and a terrible role model for our kids. I'd never do anything like that....ever."
Well folks, it's been a tough start for Manager McNeil, see the photos and listen to the radio interview below:
-photos have been censored-
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