by Harry Doyle
Tigers' owner Mike Ilitch has decided not to fire Manager Mat McNeil after salacious photos of his pubes appeared online. Ilitch reiterated his commitment to McNeil and the Tigers despite the controversy.
"After a careful review, we've decided to keep McNeil as manager. It was a youthful mistake, we're hoping to move on."
Commissioner Bob Scanlon also commented: "From the start I've said this is no big deal."
McNeil, who lives in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn, will be flying to Lakeland, Florida next week to commence Spring Training. Curiously enough, Ashley Scanlon lives just miles from the Tigers practice facility.
"No hands on that bitch," McNeil said between slugs of King Cobra malt liquor. "I ain't down with that hoe no more, she probably leaked the photos but the pussy was dope anyway."
The Tigers will play four Spring Training contests in the run-up to the 1997 season. Gooooo Tigers!
aye man i dnt knw bout dis cat here. us folks up in lansing be seein dis as a bad hire. niga be trippin off all kind shit here. damn. hoepe he keep his dinger in pants when season start up. we be havin good team dis year. go tigz.
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