by Harry Doyle
NEW YORK -- MLB Commissioner Bob Scanlan is red-faced today after extremely graphic photos of his hot, young, wet, teen daughter were found in the locker of an MLB player. MLB is not releasing the guilty player's name, nor is he on suspension (fucking the commissioner's daughter is not prohibitied), but the scandal may prove to bring down the embattled commissioner.
Scanlan had recently set down a rule allowing beer, weed, and other drugs in MLB clubhouses. Now his daughter, with a recently waxed pussy is making the rounds in MLB clubhouses, harming the integrity of the game.
"I've said for years she's a slut, fuck it, the pussy is dope, who cares, shes 19," said Scanlon, a remarkably liberal man. "I've seen the photos, I don't care, let's play baseball. She's drawing young fans to the game."
In the photo, Ashley Scanlon is lying on her back, a hairless asshole and pussy exposed.
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